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Join me on a 5 night/6 day tour of Manila ! The Manila Experience with Frank De Lima September 2 - 7 2009. For more information and reservations Click here and go to Tours to make your reservations.

POLL RESULTS: The correct answer to the last poll "Why did the pake cross the road' was "to open another store". Order a copy of my joke book "The Da Lima Code" now available in the online store. Feel free to email any questions or comments to frankdelima@hotmail.com . I appreciate hearing from you. Mahalo!

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Frank De Lima’s Student Enrichment Program Annual “Pocho Shoot-Out”
Eh, I like know what you tink !
At the end of the song Mary Tunta why did Mary need to end the phone call with Laverne?

To change her baby’s 8 lb diaper
Her husband was watering the plastic flowers she just put in the patio
To color her hair blue
To tune in the Molokai Channel


You can now book travel on frankdelima.com. Click here to make your reservations.

Upcoming Events

September 2 - 7 2009 The Manila Experience with Frank De Lima.
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Monday, October 5, 2009
Frank De Lima Student Enrichment Program "Pocho Shoot-out

   
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